In case you missed the "case of the cracking coconuts," go here to read all the milky details. Maybe you had to be there. Good thing I can relate my crazy personal life in anecdotes pertaining to serious current event memoirs in class! And yes, that is a coconut in the sink, and yes, he is hitting it with a hammer, and no, that didn't break it. I think I have some students whose heads are as thick as that... I kid I kid.
Maybe.
In other non-news, Michael got a Chinese water dragon and named it Wheetabix, after the cereal produced by an Australian (UK?) company known as the Sanitarium corporation. Is this a throw back to 1950's companies that had crazy names that all sounded like toilet bowl cleaners or is it really a nod towards a place that Michel Foucault would have written about? Crazy Brits. Is that PC?
I've also made some interesting discoveries. Apparently reading Medea in class is gold, but Lysistrata does not go over well. That's ok. I still find "woolly female logic" hysterical. Maybe that just proves what a geek I am; among other things.
Finally: yes, I have a lazy eye in pictures. Leave me alone.
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